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Woodsman
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Did you ever hear the one about the two guys that were survivalists who were going to go into the Canadian Rocky's and live for a couple of years off the fat of the land.
Well they went into a outpost store and they started ordering the supplies that they figured that they would need to get along for the next year or so.
They got their beans and their coffee and their fishing hooks and a couple of hatchets and some knives and some pots and pans and some sugar and some salt and some survival rations and a couple of blankets and some warm clothes for the wintertime and a couple dozen traps - so they could trap animals and 1000 rounds of ammo for the 30/30 Winchester and 400 rounds of High Brass shot gun shells. They figured that they were set for anything that came along.
The man who ran the store took them off to one side and he showed them a box with some type of fur inside of it and a hole. The survivalists wanted to know what the box was for and the man who owned the store explained to them that they were going to be away from civilization for a long period of time and that they might get lonely and the box would help them to get through the loneliness. Both men agreed that they did not need a box with fur inside to keep them company and they both declined. But the next day when they struck out on the trail, both men had their box in their knapsacks.
About a year went by and one day one of the men came wandering into town carrying a pack full of furs. The store keeper asked him how his partner was doing and the survivalist told the store keeper that he had to shoot his friend.
The store keeper asked him why, and his answer was because one day while he was out of the cabin,and he came home unexpectedly and found that his buddy was fooling around with his box.
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