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There are a couple of brothers. The oldest is Zach and the youngest is Dave.
Whenever problems arise, Zach always tend to talk to Dave. Dave asked, "who is older?" Zach have to answer, "me." Dave have to remind Zach that it's supposed to be Dave depending on Zach, not the other way around. Zach reminds Dave that he's the brains, Zach's the doer.
Until one afternoon Dave got a lot of problems and couldn't do anything right, he decided to pick up the phone and call Zach. Zach answered, "uh, Dave, I am kinda busy right now." Then got hung up. Dave didn't buy that excuse because he knows Zach would end up coming over and do things for him. Dave decided to call again. "OH! OH! OH! NOT NOW!" screamed a woman's voice echoed in Dave's ear. Got hung up again. Dave thought Zach's busy tending to a woman's needs.
Dave hurried over to Zach's place. He saw Zach having a baseball bat trying to get the critter out of the house. Dave asked Zach, "who was the woman screaming in my ears?"
"That was our mama, Dave," answered Zach.
"What's the problem, Zach?" asked Dave.
"Mama thought the snake was dead while she was tryin' to butcher'im, them snake work up and hissed at mama," Zach said.
"Man I thought you were doing it with a woman for a minute there," Dave said.
"You know better than to assume I am busy with a woman when I only have time for our dear mama, you moron!" exclaimed Zach.
"Ok, ok, I am sorry. I tried calling you twice is what made me think that way," Dave said.
"What did you want to talk to me about?" Zach asked.
"Well, Zach, it's woman stuff I wanted to ask," Dave answered.
Zach went into the house and got his 12 gauge shotgun. Went outside and shot the tires on Dave's truck. Told Dave that he couldn't think for him because he ain't getting any action at all from a woman.
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