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Very well written Dan!
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Dear NY911bowhunter,
Sorry to disappoint you the last two weeks, but I had other plans that unfortunately did not include you.
The fact that I did not return your calls is that I did not like what you were saying.
Where did you learn to talk turkey?
A couple times you almost had me convinced by stating out “Hey, big boy come see what I have for you”. Pretty seductive tone too. But then I heard a screeching noise that sounded like “I’ve got a nice broad or broadhead for you” Now “broads” I know about, but I did not think I wanted to meet a broadhead.
Then I heard some HUMAN sounds!! Someone muttering under their breath - #@&*%$#(*&^% Turkey!!
Good ears, eh? Now that didn't jive “Hey, big boy come see what I have for you”, so I went elsewhere
Meeting with my buddies? Sure, we do that every day after the gals have went home. Just like any gang of teenagers we have to compare notes on who was best and what we did and didn’t do. I’m sure that you were a teenager once and know the “score”:.
As for as meeting you this morning - Sorry I do have other plans. Little Jake told me he got lucky with Henny Penny yesterday and she was something else. I’m heading over to see her this morning. I cant wait!!
Maybe next year…..
BTW – I did hear where Kroger has ButterBalls on sale…
Sincerely,
Tom
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Well Danny Boy........... looks like WISE OLE TOM has outsmarted you once again! Doucing the fire that burns within the affair you so desire!
LMAO 
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Great response Romer!
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Ahhhhh....but alas...yesterday the love affair bloomed!
I was up and in the Double Bull at first light....B-Mobile set up antagonistically on a field edge.....
The slate was speaking sweet nothings...softly at first....and then I heard it....I heard the FIRST gobble of the year for me! Once single, longing gobble....Tom......you want me!
I knew you were on a neighboring property..but so close to me that I could taste you! (garlic....butter......beer....)
I knew you were coming my way - looking for love!
But then, like some scene out of a horror movie....))))))BOOM(((((..............
And just like that...it was over........your fare on another hunter's table......and what we had - that brief....yet intense relationship....SUCKED! HEY TURKEYS! GET YOUR ACTS TOGETHER WILL YA! IT TURKEY SEASON FOR CRIPES SAKE!
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