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Marksman
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An atheist was walking in the woods one day and was admireing the
the beauty of nature. The song of the birds singing, the majesty of
the mighty river flowing and the strong tall trees.
Just then, the atheist heard a russtle in the bushes
behind him. When he turned to see what it was, he
saw a 7 f.t. Grizzly Bear behind him. Panicking he
began to run, the bear hot on his heels. As he ran down the path
he turned to see how close the bear was and stumbled and fell. As
he rolled over to get up the bear put one massive paw in his chest
and raised the other to deleiver the deadly blow when the atheist
suddenly cried out, "OH MY GOD!"
Time stopped, the river didn't flow, the birds stopped in mind song and
the bear froze above him. The sky opened up and a great light shined
down upon him and God said,"All your life you have not believed in Me.
You have tryed to teach others that I do not exsits and that the world
was created by a cosmic event. Yet you call upon Me now as a believer."
The atheist said,"No God I do not. That would make me a hypocrite. But if You would,
could You make the bear a believer?"
God said," It is done."
The sky closed, the river flowed and the birds sang. The bear however,
got down on his kness, bowed his head and clasped his deadly paws
together under his chin. The atheist, seeing this, allowed a tear to
start down his cheek. Just then, he heard the bear say," God we thank you
for the bounty You have placed before us and ask that You to bless this food
we are about to recieve. AMEN!
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"Courage is being scared to death-
but saddlin up anyway." John Wayne
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Gameskeeper
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AMEN... 
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Chance favors the prepared mind...
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Trophy Buck
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WOOT! Good one!
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Button Buck
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roflol nice dude
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