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Gameskeeper
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The Wisdom of Larry The Cable Guy:
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99.5% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
22. If the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
25. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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Trophy Buck
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Thems some true words of wisdom there! The last one is so scary it's true!!!!!
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Button Buck
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Gameskeeper
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This is funny every time I read it.
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Marksman
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LOL Get-R- Dun
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Woodsman
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Wise words??? form Larry??
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Don't hit at all if you can help it; don't hit a man if you can possibly avoid it; but if you do hit him, put him to sleep."
Theodore Roosevelt
New York City, February 17, 1899
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Marksman
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Yo Cracker, what happened to;
#7
#9
#11
#15
#18
#21
#24
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And the first one was Steve Martin back in 1976.
Still, some funny stuff!
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Woodsman
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thats some good stuff right there, i dont care who ya are thats funny
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Button Buck
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