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Button Buck
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"Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Billy Bob Smith. He's hiding ****** inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no ******. They swear at Billy Bob and leave.
The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.
"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Merry Christmas, Buddy."
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Gameskeeper
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That's a classic!!!
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Gameskeeper
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That's awesome!!!!! 
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Button Buck
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Marksman
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That's really good
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but saddlin up anyway." John Wayne
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Button Buck
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