﻿<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"><channel><title>Mossy Oak Forum / General Discussion / Humor Me  / state trooper / Latest Posts</title><generator>InstantForum.NET v4.1.3</generator><description>Mossy Oak Forum</description><link>http://www.mossyoak.com/forum/</link><webMaster>noreply@mossyoakobsession.com</webMaster><lastBuildDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 19:18:08 GMT</lastBuildDate><ttl>20</ttl><item><title>state trooper</title><link>http://www.mossyoak.com/forum/Topic49342-12-1.aspx</link><description>&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Billy Graham was returning to  Charlotte after a speaking engagemant and when his plane arrived there was a limousine there to transport him to his home. As he prepared to get into the lime, he stopped and spoke to the driver:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;'You know' he said, 'I am 87 years old and I have never &lt;br&gt;driven a limousine. Would you mind if I drove it for a while?'&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The driver said,&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;'No problem. Have at it.'&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Billy gets into the driver's seat and they head off &lt;br&gt;down the highway. &lt;br&gt;A short distance away &lt;br&gt;sat a rookie State Trooper operating his first speed trap.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone.&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The trooper pulled out &lt;br&gt;and easily caught the limo &lt;br&gt;and he got out of his patrol car to begin the procedure.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The young trooper walked up to the driver's door &lt;br&gt;and when the glass &lt;br&gt;was rolled down, &lt;br&gt;he was surprised to see &lt;br&gt;who was driving.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;He immediately excused himself and went back to his car &lt;br&gt;and called his supervisor.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;He told the supervisor, &lt;br&gt;'I know we are supposed &lt;br&gt;to enforce the law.... &lt;br&gt;But I also know that &lt;br&gt;important people are &lt;br&gt;given certain courtesies. &lt;br&gt;I need to know what &lt;br&gt;I should do because &lt;br&gt;I have stopped a &lt;br&gt;very important person.'&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The supervisor asked, &lt;br&gt;'Is it the governor?'&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The young trooper said, &lt;br&gt;'No, he's more important &lt;br&gt;than that.'&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The supervisor said, &lt;br&gt;'Oh, so it's the president.' &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The young trooper said, &lt;br&gt;'No, he's even more &lt;br&gt;important than that.'&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The supervisor finally asked,&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;'Well then, who is it?'&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The young trooper said,&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;'I think it's Jesus, &lt;br&gt;because he's got Billy Graham for a chauffeur!'&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 18:41:46 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>camskipper</dc:creator></item></channel></rss>
