RE: Grace Before his Meal

countryboy93 — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 19:54:16 GMT

roflol nice dude

RE: Grace Before his Meal

Blazin270 — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:17:11 GMT

WOOT! Good one!

RE: Grace Before his Meal

FL_Cracker — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:33:45 GMT

AMEN...

Grace Before his Meal

crump — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:41:54 GMT

An atheist was walking in the woods one day and was admireing the

the beauty of nature. The song of the birds singing, the majesty of

the mighty river flowing and the strong tall trees.

Just then, the atheist heard a russtle in the bushes

behind him. When he turned to see what it was, he

saw a 7 f.t. Grizzly Bear behind him. Panicking he

began to run, the bear hot on his heels. As he ran down the path

he turned to see how close the bear was and stumbled and fell. As

he rolled over to get up the bear put one massive paw in his chest

and raised the other to deleiver the deadly blow when the atheist

suddenly cried out, "OH MY GOD!"

Time stopped, the river didn't flow, the birds stopped in mind song and

the bear froze above him. The sky opened up and a great light shined

down upon him and God said,"All your life you have not believed in Me.

You have tryed to teach others that I do not exsits and that the world

was created by a cosmic event. Yet you call upon Me now as a believer."

The atheist said,"No God I do not. That would make me a hypocrite. But if You would,

could You make the bear a believer?"

God said," It is done."

The sky closed, the river flowed and the birds sang. The bear however,

got down on his kness, bowed his head and clasped his deadly paws

together under his chin. The atheist, seeing this, allowed a tear to

start down his cheek. Just then, he heard the bear say," God we thank you

for the bounty You have placed before us and ask that You to bless this food

we are about to recieve. AMEN!

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