InstantForum.NET v4.1.3Mossy Oak Forumhttp://www.mossyoak.com/forum/noreply@mossyoakobsession.comFri, 29 Aug 2008 18:43:04 GMT20http://www.mossyoak.com/forum/Topic30943-12-1.aspxnew to site and love itWed, 26 Mar 2008 21:43:46 GMTgadawg77http://www.mossyoak.com/forum/Topic30943-12-1.aspx<img align="absmiddle" src="http://www.mossyoak.com/forum/Skins/MOP/Images/EmotIcons/w00t.gif" border="0" title="w00t"><img align="absmiddle" src="http://www.mossyoak.com/forum/Skins/MOP/Images/EmotIcons/BigGrin.gif" border="0" title="BigGrin"><img align="absmiddle" src="http://www.mossyoak.com/forum/Skins/MOP/Images/EmotIcons/Whistling.gif" border="0" title="Whistling">..Never take the bull by the horns..you might get poked!<img align="absmiddle" src="http://www.mossyoak.com/forum/Skins/MOP/Images/EmotIcons/BigGrin.gif" border="0" title="BigGrin">Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:36:25 GMTBlazin270http://www.mossyoak.com/forum/Topic30943-12-1.aspxThat sounds like very good idea.<br><img align="absmiddle" src="http://www.mossyoak.com/forum/Skins/MOP/Images/EmotIcons/Tongue.gif" border="0" title="Tongue"><img align="absmiddle" src="http://www.mossyoak.com/forum/Skins/MOP/Images/EmotIcons/Tongue.gif" border="0" title="Tongue"><img align="absmiddle" src="http://www.mossyoak.com/forum/Skins/MOP/Images/EmotIcons/Tongue.gif" border="0" title="Tongue"><img align="absmiddle" src="http://www.mossyoak.com/forum/Skins/MOP/Images/EmotIcons/Tongue.gif" border="0" title="Tongue">Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:45:03 GMTcrumphttp://www.mossyoak.com/forum/Topic30943-12-1.aspxThree bulls heard that the rancher was going to bring yet another bull onto the ranch, and thus a discussion began.<br><br>First Bull: "Boys, I've been here 5 years. Once we settled our differences, we all agreed on which 100 of the cows would be mine. Now, I don't know where this new bull is going to get HIS cows, but I not giving him any of mine."<br><br>Second Bull: "That says it for me, too. I've been here 3 years and have earned my right to the 50 cows we've agreed are mine. I'll fight 'im till I run him off or kill 'im, but I'M KEEPING MY COWS."<br><br>Third Bull: "I've only been here a year, and you guys have only let me have 10 cows to "take care of". I may not be as big as you fellows (yet) but I am young and virile, so I'm going to keep all MY cows."<br><br>They no sooner finished their big talk when an eighteen-wheeler pulls up in the middle of the pasture with only ONE ANIMAL IN IT: the Biggest Meanest Son-of-******in-Bull these guys had ever seen! At 4700 pounds, each step he took toward the ground strained the steel ramp to the breaking point.<br><br>First Bull: "You know, it's actually been some time since I really felt I was doing all my cows justice, anyway. I think I can spare a few for our new friend."<br><br>Second Bull: "I'll have plenty of cows to take care of if I just stay on the opposite end of the pasture from HIM. I'm certainly not looking for argument."<br><br>They look over at their young friend, the 3rd bull, and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns, and snorting.<br><br>First Bull: "Son, let me give you some advice real quick. Let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it."<br><br>Third Bull: "Hell, he can have ALL MY COWS. I'm just trying to make sure he knows I'm a Bull!"<br>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:36:34 GMTFL_Cracker