﻿<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"><channel><title>Mossy Oak Forum / General Discussion / Humor Me  / Marriage counceling / Latest Posts</title><generator>InstantForum.NET v4.1.3</generator><description>Mossy Oak Forum</description><link>http://www.mossyoak.com/forum/</link><webMaster>noreply@mossyoakobsession.com</webMaster><lastBuildDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 01:10:27 GMT</lastBuildDate><ttl>20</ttl><item><title>Marriage counceling</title><link>http://www.mossyoak.com/forum/Topic30786-12-1.aspx</link><description>A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage . When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved, and unlovable, an entire laundry list of un-met needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her passionately. The woman shut up and quietly sat &lt;br&gt;down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I am either hunting or fishing, depending on what season is in!</description><pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:19:19 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>RajunCajun</dc:creator></item></channel></rss>