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Gameskeeper
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A redneck was stopped by a game warden recently with two ice chests full
of fish. He was leaving a cove that's well-known for its fishing. The
game warden asked the man...
"Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
"No, sir," replied the redneck. "I ain't got none of them there
licenses, these here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?"
"Yeah, every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em
swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into
these here ice chests and I take 'em back home."
"That's a bunch of crap! Fish can't do that."
The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, "It's the
truth, Mr.Government Man, I'll show ya. It really works."
"OK," said the warden. "I've got to see this!"
The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
After several m inutes, the warden says, "Well?"
Well, what?," says the redneck.
The warden says, "When are you going to call them back?"
"Call who back?"
The FISH," replied the warden.
"What fish?" replied the redneck. 
Moral of this story: We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but
we ain't as dumb as some government employees
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!!EXTREMELY DEADLY!!
I LIVE, BREATHE, and EAT the SPIRIT of the WILD!!!
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Button Buck
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hahaha how true and funny that is
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Marksman
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I like that thar Thanks for puting it on.
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but saddlin up anyway." John Wayne
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Woodsman
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i never get tired of that one. sad but true.
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Gameskeeper
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hahahaha!!!! That will be funny 100 years from now!!!!
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Button Buck
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| when it is funny it is funny
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Gameskeeper
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That's awesome... 
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Woodsman
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that was funny as hell
"stick em"
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Woodsman
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haha thats a good one
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Marksman
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I like that one... I will be usin that at work tomorrow haha
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